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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Date Added: 17/09/2011
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What do you call just married spiders? Newly-webs.
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1. What has wings, smokes, and waks on ceilings? A fire breathing dragonfly.

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2. What is big, likes peanuts, and has a trunk? An oak tree with a squirrel in it.

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3. What do you use when a tree has a puncture? A lumberjack.

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4. What sort of meat do karate experts prefer? Chops.

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5. What did one bee say to her nosey neighbour bee? 'Mind your own bess wax.'

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6. What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

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7. What's a frog's favourite drink? Croak-a-cola.

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8. What do you call a hot-dog who always speaks his mind? A frank-furter.

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9. What always goes up in smoke? A Fire.

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10. How many sides does a box have? Two. The inside and the outside.

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