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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  Short
Date Added: 17/09/2011
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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."
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1. What did one bee say to her nosey neighbour bee? 'Mind your own bess wax.'

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2. What do you use when a tree has a puncture? A lumberjack.

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3. What do you get if you cross a ham and a karate expert? Pork chops.

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4. Why do tigers have stripes? Because they'd look funny in polka dots.

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5. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it.

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6. Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Because the poor had no money.

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7. What's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. There's a mile between the first and last letter.

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8. What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

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9. Where can you always find a helping hand? At the end of your arm.

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10. Where do geologists go to have a good time? To Rock Festivals.

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