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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  Knock Knock
Date Added: 11/10/2007
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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who from channel two.

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2. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

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3. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Camel
Camel who?
Camel this way for nothing.

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4. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Anne Marie
Anne Marie who?
Anne Marrie Christmas!

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5. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep have you any wool?

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6. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Isadour
Isadour who?
Isadour locked?

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7. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Albie
Albie who?
Albie gone in just two minutes.

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8. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cook
Cook who?
Did you hear that bird?

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9. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in the door please Dad.

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10. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in, it's snowing out here.

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