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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
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Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
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Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  Birthday
Date Added: 11/10/2007
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First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
MORE Birthday JOKES
1. Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . . the bad news is that I don''t get the bowl until my next birthday!

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2. "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted." - Anonymous.

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3. Just remember, once you''re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schulz.

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4. Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!

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5. Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. - Robert Southey

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6. Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, Whats the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you wont be empty-handed, will you!

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7. A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

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8. First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

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9. A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her anything.She says, "Why didnt you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didnt use what I got you last year!"

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