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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
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Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  Apple
Date Added: 10/01/2012
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What is most like half an apple? The other half.
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1. What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm!

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2. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? It keeps everyone away.

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3. The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray thing in my yard, and its pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "Whats he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldnt believe me!"

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4. What''s worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half a maggot.

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5. What is most like half an apple? The other half.

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6. What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

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7. Why does the apple tree cry? Because people always pick on it.

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8. Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs!

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9. First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.

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