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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  Marriage
Date Added: 09/01/2012
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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" - "Why?" - "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
MORE Marriage JOKES
1. I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." - "What is she doing?", the pal asks. - "Waiting for me to get home."

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2. A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" - He says, "Aha!"

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3. Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'

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4. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

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5. I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

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6. Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.

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7. The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" - "Why?" - "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

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8. Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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9. Why is a kiss like gossip? Because it goes from mouth to mouth.

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