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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
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Category:  Horse
Date Added: 08/01/2012
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A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. “Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”
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1. A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”

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2. What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse!

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3. What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse!

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4. A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. “Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”

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5. What do you call a vet with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.

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6. What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

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7. I went riding today. Horseback? Sure! It came back before I did.

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8. What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

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9. How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest.

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10. Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

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