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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Date Added: 08/01/2012
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How do you make a sausage roll? Push it.
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1. What do you use when a tree has a puncture? A lumberjack.

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2. What do you get if you cross a ham and a karate expert? Pork chops.

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3. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it.

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4. What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.

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5. What sort of meat do karate experts prefer? Chops.

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6. "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."

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7. Why do tigers have stripes? Because they'd look funny in polka dots.

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8. What always goes up in smoke? A Fire.

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9. Where do geologists go to have a good time? To Rock Festivals.

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10. What is big, likes peanuts, and has a trunk? An oak tree with a squirrel in it.

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