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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
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Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  School
Date Added: 26/12/2011
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What's white when it's dirty? A blackboard.
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1. Band student: Our high school orchestra played Beethoven last night. Athlete: Who won?

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2. Why is school like a shower? One wrong turn and you're in hot water.

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3. Did you hear about the posh school where all the pupils smelled? It was for filthy rich kids only.

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4. Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school? Because two heads are better than one.

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5. 'What are the three words most often used by students?' 'I don't know.' 'That's correct.'

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6. In school, they nicknamed me 'Corns' because I'm always at the foot of my class.

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7. It was sweltering hot outside. The teacher came into the classroom wiping his brow and said, 'Ninety-two today. Ninety-two.' 'Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you...' sang the class.

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8. Why is a classroom like an old car? Because it's full of nuts, and has a crank at the front.

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9. What did the pencil say to the eraser? Take me to your ruler.

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10. What's white when it's dirty? A blackboard.

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