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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  One Liner
Date Added: 27/11/2011
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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1. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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2. A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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3. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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4. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

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5. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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6. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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7. If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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8. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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9. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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10. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

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