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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
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Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Date Added: 17/11/2011
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Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies.
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1. Why is a tennis court so noisy? Because every player on it raises a racket.

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2. What's spiral in shape and very crowded? A snail with a house guest.

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3. What shoes are made for lazy people? Loafers.

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4. How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.

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5. What has one horn, runs up and down the street, and gives milk? A milk truck.

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6. How can you make trousers last? Make the coat and vest first.

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7. What is it that is always behind the time? The back of a clock.

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8. What did the waterfall say to the water fountain? 'You're nothing but a little squirt.'

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9. Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies.

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10. When angels go fishing, what do they catch? Holy mackerels.

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