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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  Animal
Date Added: 13/11/2011
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When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays? During Leap Year.
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1. What goes, 'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!' when it walks? An octopus wearing tight shoes.

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2. What's grey, has very large ears, four legs and a trunk? A mouse taking a sea voyage.

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3. What's the best way to get a rhino's attention? Honk is horn.

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4. When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays? During Leap Year.

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5. What do you get if you cross Satan with a pig? Devilled ham.

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6. What kind of cookies do baby monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp!

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7. What lives in a barn, has wool, and always has something to keep its hands busy? A sheep that knows how to knit.

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8. Why are four-legged animals such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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9. What do kangaroos have that no other animals have? Baby kangaroos.

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10. What happens to two frogs who try to catch the same insect at the same time? They end up tounge-tied.

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