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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
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Category:  Banana
Date Added: 31/10/2011
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Why can't a banana stay in the sun too long? Because a banana peels.
MORE Banana JOKES
1. Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

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2. How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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3. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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4. What has a long tail, eats bananas and disappears four hours every day? A monkey with a part-time job.

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5. Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk.

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6. Why don't bananas snore? They don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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7. What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber.

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8. Why can't a banana stay in the sun too long? Because a banana peels.

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9. Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

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10. What do you do if you find a blue banana? Cheer it up.

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