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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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Category:  Kids
Date Added: 29/10/2011
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Why do kettles whistle? Because they never learned to sing.
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1. Why is a clock a shy piece of furniture? Because it covers its face with its hands.

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2. What bus crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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3. Why is it easy to play pranks on fish? Because they always fall for them hook, line and sinker.

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4. What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.

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5. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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6. What insect can never be understood? A mumble-bee.

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7. How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail varnish.

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8. What does a leg wear to keep warm? A knee cap.

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9. Who lives in a bog and casts magical spells? The wizard of Ooze.

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10. What did the boy say when he found a button in his salad? 'I guess it fell off when the salad was dressing.'

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