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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
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Category:  Cow
Date Added: 18/09/2011
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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1. What would you call a cow that sits on the grass? Two hundred kilos of grounded beef.

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2. What do you get if you put springs on a cow? Milkshakes.

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3. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.

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4. Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cows got the udder.

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5. How do cows subtract? With a cow-culator.

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6. Who has to be very, very careful in the cow barn? A milkmaid with cold hands.

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7. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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