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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
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Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
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Category:  Santa
Date Added: 18/09/2011
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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1. Who rides in a sleigh, gives Christmas presents and has many faults? Santa Flaws.

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2. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Cringle.

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3. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws.

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4. Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!

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5. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

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