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Teacher JOKES
1.
Teacher: Do you know why you make such poor grades? Mortimer: I can't think. Teacher: That's right.
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Teacher: If you add 300, 391, 38, 162 and 17, then divide by 39 what would you get? Lisa: The wrong answer.
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Teacher: It's the law of gravity that keeps us from falling off the earth. Silly Sally: What kept us from falling off before the law was passed?
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Teacher: Name four animals that belong to the cat family. Lena: The mummy cat, the daddy cat and the two kittens.
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Teacher: Oscar, if you had five pieces of candy, and Joey asked you for one, how many pieces would you have left? Oscar: Five.
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Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
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Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
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Why are teachers jealous of driving instructors? Because driving instructors are allowed to belt their pupils.
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