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1.
'What are the three words most often used by students?' 'I don't know.' 'That's correct.'
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2.
Band student: Our high school orchestra played Beethoven last night. Athlete: Who won?
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3.
Did you hear about the posh school where all the pupils smelled? It was for filthy rich kids only.
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4.
In school, they nicknamed me 'Corns' because I'm always at the foot of my class.
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5.
It was sweltering hot outside. The teacher came into the classroom wiping his brow and said, 'Ninety-two today. Ninety-two.' 'Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you...' sang the class.
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6.
What did the pencil say to the eraser? Take me to your ruler.
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7.
What's the difference between a locomotive engineer and a school teacher? One minds the train, and the other trains the mind.
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8.
What's white when it's dirty? A blackboard.
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9.
Why is a classroom like an old car? Because it's full of nuts, and has a crank at the front.
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10.
Why is school like a shower? One wrong turn and you're in hot water.
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Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school? Because two heads are better than one.
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