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1.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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5.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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6.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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10.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
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11.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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12.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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13.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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14.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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