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Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat: we clean-they dirty: we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
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What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? Russell.
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What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?
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Why does a bald-headed man have no use for keys? Because he's lost his locks.
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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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