TOTAL JOKES: 1,485
Lawyer JOKES
1. A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.

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2. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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3. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

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4. What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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5. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your work boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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6. When did the criminal start to read? When the judge threw the book at him.

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