TOTAL JOKES: 1,485
RANDOM JOKE MOST POPULAR JOKES JUST ADDED JOKES SUBMIT A JOKE
Knock Knock JOKES
1. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice who I am?

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2. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Albie
Albie who?
Albie gone in just two minutes.

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3. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Alison
Alison who?
Alison to my radio.

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4. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Amos
Amos Who?
A mosquito bit me.

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5. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Anne Marie
Anne Marie who?
Anne Marrie Christmas!

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6. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you going to let me in?

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7. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep have you any wool?

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8. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben Dover
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and look through the keyhole.

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9. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Camel
Camel who?
Camel this way for nothing.

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10. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cook
Cook who?
Did you hear that bird?

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11. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who from channel two.

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12. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bath-tub I'm drowning.

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13. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a cup of coffee?

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14. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Isadour
Isadour who?
Isadour locked?

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15. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ivor
Ivor Who?
Ivor present for you.

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16. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy that?

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17. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in the door please Dad.

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18. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

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19. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business, just let me in.

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20. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive here, so get out of my house.

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21. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in, it's snowing out here.

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22. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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