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1. How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail varnish.

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2. The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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3. What bus crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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4. What did Cinderella Fish wear to the ball? Glass Flippers.

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5. What did the boy say when he found a button in his salad? 'I guess it fell off when the salad was dressing.'

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6. What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.

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7. What do you get if you cross two insects and a rabbit? Bugs Bunny.

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8. What does a leg wear to keep warm? A knee cap.

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9. What insect can never be understood? A mumble-bee.

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10. What is green and pecks on trees? Woody Wood Pickle.

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11. What kind of gum do bees make? Bumble gum.

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12. What would you call a train loaded with chewing gum? A chew-chew train.

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13. Which fruit is always sad? Blueberries.

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14. Which kind of policemen play tennis? Members of the racket squad.

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15. Who carries a basket, visits Grandma, and steals jewellery? Little Red Robin Hood.

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16. Who lives in a bog and casts magical spells? The wizard of Ooze.

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17. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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18. Why did the window go to the hospital? Because it had panes in its sides.

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19. Why do kettles whistle? Because they never learned to sing.

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20. Why is a clock a shy piece of furniture? Because it covers its face with its hands.

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21. Why is it easy to play pranks on fish? Because they always fall for them hook, line and sinker.

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22. Why is noon like the letter 'a'? Both are in the middle of day.

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