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1.
A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink.
“Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”
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2.
A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks
The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”
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3.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest.
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4.
I went riding today.
Horseback?
Sure! It came back before I did.
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5.
What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
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6.
What do you call a vet with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.
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7.
What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
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8.
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse!
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9.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse!
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10.
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
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