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Elephant JOKES
1.
What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it? It just gave a little wine.
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2.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a spider? I don''t know, but when it crawls on your ceiling, the roof collapses!
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3.
What do you get when a herd of elephants stampede through a field of corn and beans? Succotash.
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4.
What has spots, weighs four tonnes, and loves peanuts? An elephant with the measles.
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5.
What time is it when an elephant climbs into your bed? Time to get a new bed.
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6.
What weighs three tonnes, has tusks, and loves pepperoni pizza? An Italian circus elephant.
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7.
Why do elephants never get rich? Because they work for peanuts.
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