TOTAL JOKES: 1,485
Dog JOKES
1. My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

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2. What do you get if you cross a poodle with a cuckoo clock? A watch dog.

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3. What do you get if you feed chilli pepper to a poodle? A hot dog.

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4. What is the difference between a man and a tired dog? One wears trousers, the other pants.

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5. What kind of dog says, 'Meow'? A police dog in disguise.

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6. What looks like a dog, has spots, and snickers? A laughing hyena with a poor sense of humour.

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7. When is a black dog not a black dog? When he is a greyhound.

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8. Why do fleas never get cold? Because they're always in fur coats.

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