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Dinosaur JOKES
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Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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7.
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesaurus.
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What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus tex!
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9.
What do you get if you cross a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a cow? A monster that eats anyone who tries to milk it.
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What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus.
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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork.
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12.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house? Any kind, A house cannot jump!
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13.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
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14.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
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