TOTAL JOKES: 1,485
Cow JOKES
1. How do cows subtract? With a cow-culator.

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2. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.

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3. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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4. What do you get if you put springs on a cow? Milkshakes.

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5. What would you call a cow that sits on the grass? Two hundred kilos of grounded beef.

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6. Who has to be very, very careful in the cow barn? A milkmaid with cold hands.

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7. Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cows got the udder.

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