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How can you make trousers last? Make the coat and vest first.
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2.
How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.
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3.
What did the waterfall say to the water fountain? 'You're nothing but a little squirt.'
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4.
What has one horn, runs up and down the street, and gives milk? A milk truck.
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What is it that is always behind the time? The back of a clock.
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What kind of paper do you use to make a kite? Fly paper, of course.
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What shoes are made for lazy people? Loafers.
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What's spiral in shape and very crowded? A snail with a house guest.
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9.
When angels go fishing, what do they catch? Holy mackerels.
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10.
Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies.
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Why is a tennis court so noisy? Because every player on it raises a racket.
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