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Chemistry JOKES
1.
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, ''For you, No Charge!!!''
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2.
Q: If H20 is water, what is H204? A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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3.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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4.
Q: What do you call a clown who''s in jail? A: A silicon.
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5.
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.
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What''s the favourite meal of nuclear scientists? Fission Chips.
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