1. A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that I've got mail."

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2. Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf to the store because it was too tight?

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3. Did you hear about the blonde who studied for her blood test and still failed it?

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4. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.

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5. What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? ''Is it mine?''

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