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Banana JOKES
1.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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2.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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3.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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4.
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk.
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5.
What do you do if you find a blue banana? Cheer it up.
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6.
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
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7.
What has a long tail, eats bananas and disappears four hours every day? A monkey with a part-time job.
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8.
What is another name for two bananas? A pair of slippers.
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9.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber.
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10.
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
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11.
Why can't a banana stay in the sun too long? Because a banana peels.
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12.
Why did the banana split? Because it saw the apple turnover.
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13.
Why don't bananas snore? They don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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