TOTAL JOKES: 1,485
RANDOM JOKE MOST POPULAR JOKES JUST ADDED JOKES SUBMIT A JOKE
Answer Me This JOKES
1. Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

0 stars - RATE →
2. Do steam rollers really roll steam?

0 stars - RATE →
3. If you were locked in a room with only a piano, how would you get out? Play the piano until you find the right key.

0 stars - RATE →
4. Name two things you can never eat before breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

0 stars - RATE →
5. What can be caught and heard but never seen? A remark.

0 stars - RATE →
6. What could cause a lot of trouble if it ever stopped smoking? A chimney.

0 stars - RATE →
7. What did the road say to the bridge? 'You make me cross.'

0 stars - RATE →
8. What do you give to others and still keep yourself? A cold.

0 stars - RATE →
9. What goes up and down but never moves? A flight of stairs.

0 stars - RATE →
10. What has eyes but can't see? A potato.

0 stars - RATE →
11. What kind of band doesn't make music? An elastic band.

0 stars - RATE →
12. What kind of bow can't be tied? A rainbow.

0 stars - RATE →
13. What kind of job is it easy to stick to? Working in a glue factory.

5 stars - RATE →
14. What room has no floor or ceiling, windows or doors? A mushroom.

0 stars - RATE →
15. When is it that everyone is beautiful? In the dark.

0 stars - RATE →
16. Which is faster - hot or cold? Hot's faster. You can catch a cold.

0 stars - RATE →
17. Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough.

0 stars - RATE →
18. Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive?

0 stars - RATE →
19. Why does a bald-headed man have no use for keys? Because he's lost his locks.

0 stars - RATE →
20. Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

0 stars - RATE →
21. You can''t buy it in a shop. It''s delivered to your house, and you use it everyday. What is it? Electricity.

0 stars - RATE →