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1.
How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold his nose.
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2.
What do kangaroos have that no other animals have? Baby kangaroos.
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3.
What do you get if you cross Satan with a pig? Devilled ham.
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4.
What goes, 'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!' when it walks? An octopus wearing tight shoes.
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What happens to two frogs who try to catch the same insect at the same time? They end up tounge-tied.
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6.
What kind of cookies do baby monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp!
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7.
What lives in a barn, has wool, and always has something to keep its hands busy? A sheep that knows how to knit.
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8.
What's grey, has very large ears, four legs and a trunk? A mouse taking a sea voyage.
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9.
What's the best way to get a rhino's attention? Honk is horn.
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10.
When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays? During Leap Year.
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11.
Why are four-legged animals such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet.
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Why do giraffes find it difficult to apologise? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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