MOST POPULAR JOKES
1. My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.
Category: Dog
Added: 2011-09-17 18:59:43
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2. When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays? During Leap Year.
Category: Animal
Added: 2011-11-13 11:15:07
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3. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Category: Bird
Added: 2011-11-27 14:44:08
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4. What kind of job is it easy to stick to? Working in a glue factory.
Category: Answer Me This
Added: 2012-01-11 11:17:35
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5. What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer.
Category: Christmas
Added: 2011-09-17 20:03:38
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6. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's to far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2011-09-17 21:02:41
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7. What kind of cookies do baby monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp!
Category: Animal
Added: 2011-12-03 20:04:14
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8. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus!.
Category: Christmas
Added: 2011-12-06 00:17:15
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9. What weighs three tonnes, has tusks, and loves pepperoni pizza? An Italian circus elephant.
Category: Elephant
Added: 2011-10-23 08:49:53
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10. Why do giraffes find it difficult to apologise? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Category: Animal
Added: 2011-11-16 11:36:16
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1. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 21:16:39
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2. What's a robin? A bird that steals.
Category: Bird
Added: 2012-01-18 20:16:20
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3. Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Tracey: It's someone whose career is in ruins.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-18 20:14:48
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4. Name six things that contain milk. 6 cows.
Category: Cow
Added: 2012-01-17 21:22:35
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5. Teacher: What is the longest night of the year? Alex: A fortnight.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:19:44
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6. Why are teachers jealous of driving instructors? Because driving instructors are allowed to belt their pupils.
Category: Teacher
Added: 2012-01-17 21:16:11
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7. Why should a school not be near a chicken farm? To avoid the pupils overhearing fowl language.
Category: Chicken
Added: 2012-01-17 21:07:46
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8. Did you hear about the posh school where all the pupils smelled? It was for filthy rich kids only.
Category: School
Added: 2012-01-17 21:06:41
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9. Why is school like a shower? One wrong turn and you're in hot water.
Category: School
Added: 2012-01-17 20:27:16
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10. Why is a classroom like an old car? Because it's full of nuts, and has a crank at the front.
Category: School
Added: 2012-01-17 20:22:57
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11. While someone isn't looking, place a small push pin hole in the side of their soda/pop/beer can just below where they drink. Every time they drink they will be dribbling on themselves.
Category: Practical
Added: 2012-01-17 14:55:05
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12. During sporting events, drink (or dump out) teammates sport drinks and refill their bottle with regular water, salt, and a few drops of food coloring to match the sport drink.
Category: Practical
Added: 2012-01-17 04:03:14
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13. Place cling-film over the toilet bowl (under the lid). Be very careful there are no creases.
Category: Practical
Added: 2012-01-17 00:34:06
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14. When is it that everyone is beautiful? In the dark.
Category: Answer Me This
Added: 2012-01-12 21:41:18
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15. When is a black dog not a black dog? When he is a greyhound.
Category: Dog
Added: 2012-01-12 21:36:41
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16. What is the difference between influenza and a photocopier? One makes facsimiles, the other makes sick families.
Category: Doctor
Added: 2012-01-12 21:32:52
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17. What goes up and down but never moves? A flight of stairs.
Category: Answer Me This
Added: 2012-01-12 21:27:11
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18. Why do witches fly on broomsticks? It's better than walking.
Category: Halloween
Added: 2012-01-12 21:20:14
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19. Why don't bananas snore? They don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Category: Banana
Added: 2012-01-11 23:00:00
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20. What did the pencil say to the eraser? Take me to your ruler.
Category: School
Added: 2012-01-11 12:03:30
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